v|e|s|t|i|g|i|a|l (urbansnowflake) wrote,
v|e|s|t|i|g|i|a|l
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Love Letters

Dear Lover (better known as the ostentacious opening statement)

You are the reason I lack so many entries, you know. My obsession with you hath driven me mad. Starting sentences with chicken feed like "I" "It" and "The" is so Mickey Mouse that I am rendered sans desire to produce even useless entries. I hate you. And I hope you get hit by a literary bus.

Love,
Ali
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